The following was taken from the transcript and witness accounts:
Prosecutor: Please state your name and occupation for the court
Paulie: Paulie C. Governance, trusted advisor to the board.
Prosecutor: And you are a proposing a change to the way the board operates are you not ?
Paulie: Yes, Policy Governance®.
Prosecutor: Thank you, we have your name, I was asking you about the change you are proposing.
Paulie: Yes, that is Policy Governance® .. with a capital P and a capital G.
Prosecutor: Yes, yes, and a capital C. I was asking what, not who.
Paulie: No capital C, bu there is a registered trademark, like the PMP®
Prosecutor: You don’t capitalize the C? That IS unusual. Why would Paulie C. Governance have a registered trademark?
Paulie: Well Policy Governance® is the child of John and Mirriam Carver, and they wanted the protection of the registered trademark.
Prosecutor: Your parents gave you a registered trademark ? I think we’re way off topic here. Please tell us: what is the name of the the system you are proposing.
Paulie: Policy Governance®
Prosecutor: So the system has your name ? Are you expecting to run the board yourself.
Paulie: No, the board will use an integrated set of concepts and principles that describes the job of any governing board.
Prosecutor: Now we’re getting somewhere: what is that system called ?
Paulie: Policy Governance@
Prosecutor (clearly frustrated): Now let me get this straight: your name is Paulie C. Governance, right?
Prosecutor: And Mirriam Carver gave birth to Paulie C. Governance ?
Paulie: No, she only added to the theory, it was John Carver’s idea.
Prosecutor (grinning): It usually is the man’s idea. Let’s try something else: you are proposing the board use an integrated set of concepts and principles that describes the job of any governing board.
Prosecutor: and that system is called Paulie C. Governance, but it’s not named after you?
Prosecutor: then what is your name?
Paulie (now frustrated): Paulie C. Governance is my name, and the system is Policy Governance® which is an integrated set of concepts and principles that describes the job of any governing board.
At this point, the prosecutor tried to strangle Paulie, so court had to adjourn until a new prosecutor could be found …